never been so happy about cramps

but the quicker my fucking period comes the quicker it will go and I can go on the Seasonale. I saw the Seasonale commercial like four times today and it pisses me off. Not for any reason except that it pisses me off. I do think it's kind of creepy, all the white and then the random bright pink (Hey I just wrote "brink," a combo of bright and pink. I invented a new word. I rule!) to represent that your world would be much less covered in fuschia blood if you take these pills.

By the way I have pure hatred for every woman in feminine-product ads and commercials. I resent that their world is apparantly one big trampoline. I also hate that there is always a happy bouncy white woman, a happy bouncy black woman and a happy bouncy Asian and/or Latina woman. I guess the ad people want to drive the point home that the product works for all vaginas.... except for Eskimo vaginas. You never see them. They would be perfect for the ads, with all the white everywhere, don't you think?

So I've been eating so much. I am soooo, soooo, soooo hungry. It's like it's impossible to be full. I kept busy today, I didn't go to the gym but I did lots of cleaning so that makes me feel much better. Having a mess around really contributes to depression.

I looked for a nice appropriate Seasonale logo to go with this blog. I was not satisfied with any of the pictures and logos that came up when I image-googled "seasonale." However, this picture did come up. This is supposedly Dre. Sylvie Dodin, who is, according to the page, a female French gynecologist. However, I'm a little suspicious. I think I've stumbled across the Tootsie of gynecologists. When Dr. Dodin (sans e) discovered he was losing potential patients to female doctors, he put on a wig and some foundation and voila! Madame Dre. Dodin. I am extra satisfied with this explanation because I don't understand why any sane woman would choose to be a gynecologist.

I'm so happy I cleaned. It's so nice to go to bed when everything is nice and clean and the sheets are freshly washed...